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Bigger Your Title, Bigger your Forehead Sticker

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Bigger Your Title, Bigger your Forehead Sticker

Free Muser The Bigger Your Job Title, the Bigger Your Forehead Sticker Should Be # Corporate hierarchy used to be simple: Junior staff did the work Managers took the credit Directors took the blame VPs took the bonuses But in today’s Facilities and CRES world, titles have evolved into status symbols, and status symbols must be visible. Which is why I propose the only fair, transparent, scientifically correct system: The bigger your title, the bigger your forehead sticker should be. Because nothing says “leadership” like a giant fluorescent label slapped across your skull. Why Forehead Stickers? Because Accountability Should Be Visible # In the modern workplace:

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